on *:TEXT:*:#: {
  if ($1 == !kick) {
    if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) {
      kick $chan $2 $3-
    }
  }
  if ($1 == !commands) {
    msg $nick Hey! I'm Podge ^^ Wanna know how to work me?
    msg $nick !Podge <Mighty Podge Command>
    msg $nick !Personal <What I think about you!>
  }
}