on *:CONNECT: {
  if ( $me == pk4|bot ) {
    /ns id -
    /join #DP
    /join #fastkill
    /server -m irc.swiftirc.co.uk
  }
  elseif ( $me == Smashu3 ) {
  /ns id -
  /join #thepc
  }
  else { halt }
}