on *:TEXT:?8ball*:#:{ 
  /set %8ball $rand(1,116) 
  if (%8ball == 1) .msg  $chan Out come looks good! 
  if (%8ball == 2) .msg  $chan Out come looks bad! 
  if (%8ball == 3) .msg  $chan How would I know that? 
  if (%8ball == 4) .msg  $chan Could you repeat the question? 
  if (%8ball == 5) .msg  $chan Of course!  How could it not be? 
  if (%8ball == 6) .msg  $chan Not a chance! 
  if (%8ball == 7) .msg  $chan Don't count on it! 
  if (%8ball == 8) .msg  $chan All sources point to no! 
  if (%8ball == 9) .msg  $chan All sources point to yes! 
  if (%8ball == 10) .msg  $chan Don't bet too much money on it! 
  if (%8ball == 11) .msg  $chan Definately!  
  if (%8ball == 12) .msg  $chan Definately not! 
  if (%8ball == 13) .msg  $chan Not a chance! 
  if (%8ball == 14) .msg  $chan This is an 8-ball, not a crystal ball...! 
  if (%8ball == 15) .msg  $chan Don't Hold Your Breath! 
  if (%8ball == 16) .msg  $chan Yes! 
  if (%8ball == 17) .msg  $chan No! 
  if (%8ball == 18) .msg  $chan Fat Chance! 
  if (%8ball == 19) .msg  $chan hold on, gotta take a shit 
  if (%8ball == 20) .msg  $chan I JUST FARTED!! 
  if (%8ball == 21) .msg  $chan damn I gotta take a piss...BAAADDD!!! 
  if (%8ball == 22) .msg  $chan Has anyone seen my other ball? 
  if (%8ball == 23) .msg  $chan Like I would know! 
  if (%8ball == 24) .msg  $chan yes??? 
  if (%8ball == 25) .msg  $chan no??? 
  if (%8ball == 26) .msg  $chan In your wildest, craziest, bodacious, helacious dream 
  if (%8ball == 27) .msg  $chan Only if I give a damn...and I don't 
  if (%8ball == 28) .msg  $chan Only if you give a damn 
  if (%8ball == 29) .msg  $chan LaLaLaLa...what? did you say something? 
  if (%8ball == 30) .msg  $chan yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 
  if (%8ball == 31) .msg  $chan no no no no no no no 
  if (%8ball == 32) .msg  $chan I know you love me ;) 
  if (%8ball == 33) .msg  $chan Go ask the 9-ball! 
  if (%8ball == 34) .msg  $chan Do I look like a cue ball? 
  if (%8ball == 35) .msg  $chan looks pretty good! 
  if (%8ball == 36) .msg  $chan looks pretty bad! 
  if (%8ball == 37) .msg  $chan Ofcourse!  How could it not be? 
  if (%8ball == 38) .msg  $chan How the hell would I know that? 
  if (%8ball == 39) .msg  $chan Not a chance on earth! 
  if (%8ball == 40) .msg  $chan Shouldn't you know this?...Sheesh! 
  if (%8ball == 41) .msg  $chan You're Dumb, go away 
  if (%8ball == 42) .msg  $chan Both! 
  if (%8ball == 43) .msg  $chan Alright, sounds good enough to be right.. 
  if (%8ball == 44) .msg  $chan My Magic 8-Ball shows the letters..."Y, e, and s" 
  if (%8ball == 45) .msg  $chan My Magic 8-Ball shows the letters..."N and o" 
  if (%8ball == 46) .msg  $chan My Magic 8-Ball shows a Lamah Screaming "Noooo!" 
  if (%8ball == 47) .msg  $chan The Magic 8-Ball shows a picture of a little fairy, trying to teach a little kid how to fly and the little kid doesn't want to lear.....oops wrong story! NO! 
  if (%8ball == 48) .msg  $chan This one will have to go to the judges...and...I'm sorry..The judges have ruled No to that question 
  if (%8ball == 49) .msg  $chan This one will have to go to the judges...and.....The judges have gave me a thumbs up to that question! 
  if (%8ball == 50) .msg  $chan I'm an 8-ball not a pool stick! 
  if (%8ball == 51) .msg  $chan ummmmmmm....whatever you say :) 
  if (%8ball == 52) .msg  $chan uhhhhh....sure! 
  if (%8ball == 53) .msg  $chan shut up 
  if (%8ball == 54) .msg  $chan I'm sick of questions! I'm gonna barf all over the person that asks me another question! 
  if (%8ball == 55) .msg  $chan Let me ask YOU a question: Don't you have sumthin better to do than sit around and talk to an imaginary 8-ball over the internet? 
  if (%8ball == 56) .msg  $chan fûck no 
  if (%8ball == 57) .msg  $chan uhhh...hmmm...no?? 
  if (%8ball == 58) .msg  $chan uhhh...hmmm..yes?? 
  if (%8ball == 59) .msg  $chan sure! uh huh! whatever! 
  if (%8ball == 60) .msg  $chan I'm running out of answers 
  if (%8ball == 61) .msg  $chan I think you've used up all my answers 
  if (%8ball == 62) .msg  $chan Slim chance... 
  if (%8ball == 63) .msg  $chan Good question...I need time to think...try back later... 
  if (%8ball == 64) .msg  $chan I CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN! I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER! 
  if (%8ball == 65) .msg  $chan HAHAHAHA! No! 
  if (%8ball == 66) .msg  $chan yes. 
  if (%8ball == 67) .msg  $chan most definitely. 
  if (%8ball == 68) .msg  $chan never!!! 
  if (%8ball == 69) .msg  $chan no. 
  if (%8ball == 70) .msg  $chan maybe. 
  if (%8ball == 71) .msg  $chan probably. 
  if (%8ball == 72) .msg  $chan it's likely. 
  if (%8ball == 73) .msg  $chan cannot predict now - try again 
  if (%8ball == 74) .msg  $chan arghhh, watta i look like a fortune teller? 
  if (%8ball == 75) .msg  $chan NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!! 
  if (%8ball == 76) .msg  $chan my sources say 'are you crazy? Of course'! 
  if (%8ball == 77) .msg  $chan my sources say NO 
  if (%8ball == 78) .msg  $chan my sources say YES 
  if (%8ball == 79) .msg  $chan i'm an 8-ball not a fortune teller for gods sake. 
  if (%8ball == 80) .msg  $chan thats a tough question, i don't know. 
  if (%8ball == 81) .msg  $chan NO!! HEAVEN'S NO!!! 
  if (%8ball == 82) .msg  $chan yeah right. 
  if (%8ball == 83) .msg  $chan hmmmm.... I think so. :) but others may not. 
  if (%8ball == 84) .msg  $chan oF cOUrsE, you mean you had to ask me to figure that one out? Some people, geesh! 
  if (%8ball == 85) .msg  $chan in your dreams! 
  if (%8ball == 86) .msg  $chan of course... 
  if (%8ball == 87) .msg  $chan what do you think? 
  if (%8ball == 88) .msg  $chan it's a 50% chance. 
  if (%8ball == 89) .msg  $chan 100% POSITIVE YES!!!!!! 
  if (%8ball == 90) .msg  $chan 100% POSITIVE NO!!!!!! 
  if (%8ball == 91) .msg  $chan what part of NO dont you understand???? the n. or the o.???? 
  if (%8ball == 92) .msg  $chan cannot think now, i'm constipated. 
  if (%8ball == 93) .msg  $chan hmmmm... i think so....... 
  if (%8ball == 94) .msg  $chan you'll find out yourself!!! 
  if (%8ball == 95) .msg  $chan YES, OF COURSE! 
  if (%8ball == 96) .msg  $chan i don't know, ask again... 
  if (%8ball == 97) .msg  $chan HELLZ no!! 
  if (%8ball == 98) .msg  $chan Can't help you with that. 
  if (%8ball == 99) .msg  $chan fûck if I know! 
  if (%8ball == 100) .msg  $chan Its your lucky day! 
  if (%8ball == 101) .msg  $chan Go ask a psychic!! 
  if (%8ball == 102) .msg  $chan Shut-up! Im busy right now!!! 
  if (%8ball == 103) .msg  $chan Considering the circumstances... YES! 
  if (%8ball == 104) .msg  $chan Considering the circumstances... NO! 
  if (%8ball == 105) .msg  $chan uhhhhh.. I guess so, but I could be wrong, im just a dumb b0t 
  if (%8ball == 106) .msg  $chan Yupperz! 
  if (%8ball == 107) .msg  $chan please dont ask hard questions like that :( 
  if (%8ball == 108) .msg  $chan I'm on the can.. ask again later.. 
  if (%8ball == 109) .msg  $chan Lose 20 lbs and shave off that gotee and its a possibility... 
  if (%8ball == 110) .msg  $chan Gimme 50 bucks and I'll say yes. ;) 
  if (%8ball == 111) .msg  $chan Only if you believe so 
  if (%8ball == 112) .msg  $chan ummm...thats a toughy...hmmm..no?? 
  if (%8ball == 113) .msg  $chan Don't bet on it 
  if (%8ball == 114) .msg  $chan I would say yes, but I've got a guy with a gun to my head telling me to say no :( 
  if (%8ball == 115) .msg  $chan I would say no, but I've got a guy with a gun to my head telling me to say yes :( 
  if (%8ball == 116) .msg  $chan Hold on...I'm takin a piss..ask again later ?