on *:TEXT:!english*:#:{
  /unset %pig
  msg $chan I have set my language to English!
}

on *:TEXT:!pig*:#:{
  set %pig
  msg $chan I illway ownay eakspay igpay atinlay
}

on *:TEXT:!pizza*:#:{
  { if (%pig == on) {
      /describe $chan yorderedyay yayay izzapay omfray PapaJohn's izzapay opshay, enthay andedhay otay 4 $nick $+ !
      else {
        /describe $chan ordered a pizza from PapaJohn's Pizza Shop, then handed to 4 $nick $+ !
      }
    }
  }
}


on *:TEXT:!coffee*:#:{
  { if (%pig == on) {
      /describe $chan entway otay etgay yayay offeecay ugmay, ispensedyay offeecay omfray ethay offeecay akermay enthay andshay tiay otay $nick $+ !
      else [
      /describe $chan went to get a coffee mug, dispensed coffee from the coffee maker then hands it to $nick $+ !
    }
  }
}


on *:TEXT:!breakfast*:#:{
  { if (%pig == on) {
      /describe $chan entway otay ethay itchenkay yandyay ademay $2- orfay $nick $+ !
      else {
        /describe $chan went to the kitchen and made $2- for $nick $+ !
      }
    }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!lunch*:#:{
  { if (%pig == on) {
      /describe $chan entway otay ethay itchenkay yandyay ookedcay $2- yasyay unchlay orfay $nick $+ !
      else {
        /describe $chan went to the kitchen and cooked $2- as lunch for $nick $+ !
      }
    }
  }
}


on *:TEXT:!snack*:#:{
  if (!$2) { 
    msg $chan you must specify something 
  }
  else {
    /describe $chan went to the kitchen, and searched the cupboard for $2- for $nick $+ .
  }
}


on *:TEXT:topichelp*:#:{
  { if (%pig == on) {
      msg $chan otay etsay opictay <error> anservchay, etypyay /msg chanserv topic <annelchay> <opictay>
      msg $chan otay etsay opictay <error> andhay, etypyay /topic <annelchay> <opictay> otay etsay opictay
      else {
        msg $chan to set topic by chanserv, type /msg chanserv topic <channel> <topic>
        msg $chan to set topic by hand, type /topic <channel> <topic> to set topic
      }
    }
  }
}