$db = new mysqli('blah'); $stmt = $db->prepare("SELECT name FROM cats WHERE cat_id=?"); $stmt->bind_param('i',$_GET['cat_id']); $stmt->execute(); $stmt->bind_result($name); $stmt->fetch(); $stmt->close(); $db->close(); if (...) { ... } else if ($name == 'Polly') { echo "It's pollY!!!!1111111"; } else { ... }