READ ME FIRST First, try these troubleshooting steps for connecting to "The Service" a.k.a. The Valhalla: 1) Check tor. Make sure its running, and that it says can build circuits and the number of circuits is greater than zero 2) Can you access a hidden service (probably, since you can see this) 3) Is your connection method still running (socat, connect in a loop, etc) 4) Are you connecting to localhost at the correct port? Examine your connection method for more information 5) Do you have a restrictive firewall? Disable your firewall, and trying again. Still not working? Post your problem with the following information: 1) Operating System 2) Connection method (socat, connect, freecap, etc) 3)