Joe’s terrible acts against the human race

1. Joe’s desire to eat a Hershey Bar covered in mayonnaise.
2. Hogging VPN without actual connection to VPN.
3. Act of storing garbage in closest in attempt to hide own filth.
4. Terrible light frequency poster admitting to total lack of taste.
5. Poor room décor and design, like we have seen every year.
6. Having a computer chair with no back or arms
7. Download and then watching Dungeons and Dragons 2
8. Stealing Richard’s Dr. Thunder and then giving a Sacajaweya coin to add salt to the wound
9. Has rekindled his soda drinking habits of consuming 6 cans of soda a day that don’t even belong to him
10. Downloading Dungeons and Dragons 2.
11. Not having promptly deleted Dungeons and Dragons 2 after the download was finished.
12. Playing 2 second long game 500+ times in 1 day. Not playing the game very well.
13. Eatting ramen noodles the incorrect and barbaric way with a spoon, instead of using chopsticks. 
14. Pile of dirty dishes in the corner of Joe’s room.
15. Full bag of garbage not in garbage can in the middle of Joe’s room.
16. First order of business every morning is drinking a Pepsi in 10 seconds to wake him up.
17. Finding an old cookie in the garbage and then eating it.
18. Made a terrible pun about Mike’s comment about tekken being better than the best RPGs in the world by saying he “Cronno crossed the line”
19. Said Boondocks and Stroker and Hoop are bad shows.
20. Insisted on watching a show about Serbian terrorist snowboarders