on *:INPUT:#:{
  if ($1 == !ssstats) {
    sockclose swiftirc
    sockopen swiftirc www.swiftirc.net 80
    halt
  }
}

on *:SOCKOPEN:swiftirc:{
  sockread -n GET /index.php?page=stats
  sockread -n host: www.swiftirc.net
  sockread -n $crlf
}

on *:SOCKREAD:swiftirc:{
  if ($sockerr) {
    echo -a $sock($sockname)
    halt
  }
  var %Statistics
  sockread %statistics
  if (There are * registered accounts iswm %statistics) {
    tokenize 32 %statistics
    echo -a 6There are currently4 $3 6registered accounts on the SwiftIRC website.
  }
}