^alias ispmon {userhost ispmon -cmd chkispmon $$*}
    ^alias chkispmon {
       ^eval assign nuh $0!$3@$4
       if ([$checkuser($nuh #noton)]!=[-1]) {
          eval fchat $N 11120
          timer 5 fchat ispmon 11130
          timer 6 dcc rename -chat blah ispmon
       }
       {
          secho Could not locate fatkid!
       }
       ^assign -nuh
    }