on *:JOIN:#asdfasdfasdf: {
  inc %Users. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  if (!$readini(Greet.ini,OnOff,$address($nick,2))) msg $chan Hi $nick $+ ! Welcome! You're the $ord(%Users. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]) person to join $chan $+ ! Enjoy it here!
}
on *:TEXT:!Greet *:#asdfasdfasdf: {
  if ($2 == off) {
    writeini -n Greet.ini OnOff $address($nick,2) off
    .notice $nick Greet is now off.
  }
  elseif ($2 == on) {
    remini Greet.ini OnOff $address($nick,2)
    .notice $nick Greet is now on.
  }
}