on *:TEXT:.hammer *:#:{
  if ($nick($chan,$nick,ho) || $nick == Pen_Island) && ($2 ison $chan) {
    if ($2 == $me) notice $nick I may be a bot, but I'm not so stupid as to KB myself.
    elseif ($2 == %owner) notice $nick Yeah, like I'd actually smash my owner...
    else banhammer $chan $2
  }
}
alias -l banhammer {
  inc %kicks
  describe $1 SMASHES the BanHammer down on $2
  mode $1 -a $2
  ban -k $1 $2 3 How Does it Feel to be BanHammered? 02Idiots Smashed:07 %kicks
}