on 1:input:*:{ if ($readini system\wpop.ini Word enabled == yes) {
    IF ($1 == lol) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ut  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oud  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == rofl) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ olling  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n The  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ loor  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == lmao) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ss  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ff  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == cimp) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ reaming  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ants  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == lmbo) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ utt  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ff  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == roflmao) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ olling  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n The  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ loor  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ss  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ff  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gfap) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ee  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gfac) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ rap  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wtf) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hat  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ he  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ rig  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wth) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hat  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ he  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ell  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == omg) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ h  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ awd  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == brb) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ight  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ack  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == bbl) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ack  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ater  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == bbs) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ack  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oon  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == yr) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eah  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ight  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ttfn) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ a  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ a  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ow  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ntmy) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ice  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eet  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ntmu) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ice  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eet  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ U $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wb) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ elcome  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ack  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == hehe) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ He $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ He $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == hehehe) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ He $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ He $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ He $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == haha) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ha $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ha $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == hahaha) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ha $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ha $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ha $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == asl) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ge $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ / $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ex $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ / $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ocation ? Please  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == g2g) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ot  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ 2 $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gtg) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ot  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == afk) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ way  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ rom  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eyboard  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == btk) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ack  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eyboard  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ty) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hank  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == oy) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hhh  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eah  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == oyb) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hhh  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eah  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aby  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == sfa) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ weet  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ***  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ll  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == jk) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ J $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ust  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ idding  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == j/k) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ J $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ust $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ / $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ idding  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == atm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ t  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ he  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oment  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == natm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ot  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ t  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ he  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oment  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == rtfm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ead  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ he  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ uckin'  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ anual  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == nn) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ight  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ight  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gnite) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ood  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ight  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == bb) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ye  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ye  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ttyl) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ alk  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ater  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == hhh) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ i  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ i  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ i  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == btw) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ he  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ay  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == yw) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ our  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ elcome  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == np) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ roblem  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end  $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == hay) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ow  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ re  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou?  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == hy) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ owz  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ a?  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ht) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ owz  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hings?  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wu) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ass $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ U $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ p?  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == fh) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ riggin'  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ell!  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ic) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ee  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == bbiab) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ack  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ it  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wtk) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ elcome  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ickchat!  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == eod) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ E $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nd  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ f  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ iscussion  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == fyi) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ our  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nformation  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == lmfao) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ucking  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ss  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ff  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wtg) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ay  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ygg) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ irl  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wd) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ell  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ one  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == roflmaopimp) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ olling  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n The  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ loor  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ss  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ff And  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ issing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ants  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == roflmaocimp) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ olling  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n The  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ loor  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ss  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ff And  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ reaming  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ants  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == stfu) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hut  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ he  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ***  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ U $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ p  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == keke) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == kekeke) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == kekekeke) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Ke $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ilu) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ove  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ U $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ily) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ove  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gfab) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ it  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gfas) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hag  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == smb) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ex  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aby  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == tc) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ake  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ are  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gb) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ood $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ye  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ilk) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ove  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ick $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hat  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == bh) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ loody  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ell  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == fgs) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ od  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ake  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ffs) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ rigs  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ake  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == bob) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ unch  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ f  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ollocks  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == cya) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ee  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ a  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == cu) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ee  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == tyvm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hank  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ V $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ery  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ uch  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ood  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ orning  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ga) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ood  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ fternoon  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == sd) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ weet  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ reams  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ge) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ood  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ E $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ vening  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ow) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ooh  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ell  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == pebcak) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ roblem  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ E $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ xists  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ etween  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hair  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nd  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eyboard  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == omik) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ pen  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ outh,  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nsert  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eyboard  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == eso) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ E $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ quipment  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ marter  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ t $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ han  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ perator 5:4J $+ %pop.col.mid2 hehe  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == :D) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front 5:4D  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ * $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ Ching $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ *  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wif) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ill  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ***  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == hf) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ave  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ un  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == tmi) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ooooooo  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ uch  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nfo 5:4/  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == wmao) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ orking  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ss  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ff  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ssd) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ lease  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ top  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ex  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ rive,  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ t's  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aster  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ han  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ m  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ilw) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ove  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ www.kickchat.com  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == :P) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front 5:4þ  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ddd) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ um  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ um  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ss) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin?  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gfsp) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ elf  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ leasure  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == nc) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hance  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == cp) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ome  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ lay  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ith  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ lease 5:4((((  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == dc) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ove  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ouble  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ lick :DDDDD  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ap) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nyone  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ anna  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ome  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ lay  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ith  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ leeeeeeeeeeeeeease 5:4((((  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == fog) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ its  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ f  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ iggles.. 5:4)))) $+ %pop.col.mid2 hehe  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == kr) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ K $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ickchat  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ adio  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == dml) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ umping  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oad  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == cs) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ C $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ yber  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ex  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == sdst) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ weet  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ reams  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nd  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ leep  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ight  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == sdstb) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ weet  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ reams  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nd  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ leep  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ight,  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ on't   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ et  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ he  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ed  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ugs  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ite  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == ntm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ othing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ uch  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == pmsl) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ P $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ issing  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ elf  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aughing  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == nvm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ever  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ind  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == brh) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ight  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ere  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gt) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ood  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ry  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == irl) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ R $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eal  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ife  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == hb) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ urry  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ack  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == oms) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ wn  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ exual  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ eeds  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ nd  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ilk  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ry  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == imo) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ pinion  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == od) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ rgasmic  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ reams  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == gl) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ood  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ uck  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == yay) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ um  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ um 6\o/ 14<o> 4<o/ 10\o>  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT } 
    IF ($1 == dld) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2   $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ittle  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ance 6\o/ 14<o> 4<o/ 10\o>  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ et  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ own  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ onight 6\o/ 14<o> 4<o/ 10\o>  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == sya) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ hake  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ our  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ A $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ss  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ et  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ver  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ere!!! 6\o/ 14<o> 4<o/ 10\o> 6\o/ 14<o> 4<o/ 10\o>  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == lmey) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ et  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ E $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ntertain  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou!!! 6\o/ 14<o> 4<o/ 10\o> 6\o/ 14<o> 4<o/ 10\o>  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == bio) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ring  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ t  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ O $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ n  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT } 
    IF ($1 == gitn) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ G $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ive  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ t  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ o  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ N $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ow  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ aby  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == dmh) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ D $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ rink  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ H $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oney  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT } 
    IF ($1 == bwm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ounce  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ith  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ e  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT } 
    IF ($1 == sm) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ S $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ pank  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ y  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ooty 5:4þ  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == mflu) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ I $+ %pop.col.mid2  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ W $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ as  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ M $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ade  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ F $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ or  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ L $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ oving  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou 5:4D  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
    IF ($1 == tt) { SAY  $+ %pop.col.front $+ %pop.sym.front  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ Y $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ou've  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ J $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ust  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ B $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ een  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ongue  $+ %pop.col.mid1 $+ T $+ %pop.col.mid2 $+ ango-ed 5:4þ  $+ %pop.col.end $+ %pop.sym.end   $2- | HALT }
  }
  else {
  goto end }
  :end
}