drivers/net/sunhme.c: printk(KERN_ERR "%s: Happy Meal would not start auto negotiation "
I hate when my Happy Meal doesn't negotiate.

drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Reset the Happy Meal Big Mac transceiver and the receiver. */
Big Mac's have transceivers?

drivers/net/sunhme.c: printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Eieee, rx config register gets greasy fries.\n");
No wonder my motherboard keeps getting fried.

drivers/net/sunhme.c:static int happy_meal_is_not_so_happy(struct happy_meal *hp, u32 status)
When your happy meal turns upside down.

drivers/net/sunhme.c: printk(KERN_ERR "%s: Happy Meal BigMAC SQE test failed.\n", hp->dev->name);
Stomach Queue Empty, maybe it could empty easier if those Big Macs didn't have tranceivers?

drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Return it to the Happy meal. */
In Soviet Russia, the Happy Meal returns YOU!

drivers/net/sunhme.c: printk(KERN_ERR "happymeal: Would you like that for here or to go?\n");
To go, please.

drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Happy Meal can do it all... */
Fries, hamburger, a drink... oh, and a really cool toy!

drivers/net/sunhme.c: happy_meal_set_initial_advertisement(hp);
I wonder if McDonalds sponsors these advertisements?

drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Assume PCI happy meals can handle all burst sizes. */
Burst sizes... no comment. I would love to see a PCI happy meal, though.

drivers/net/sunhme.c:module_init(happy_meal_probe);
Happy Meal probe... *shudder*