on *:TEXT:!*:#chan: {
  if ($1 == !invite) {
    var %site = $2
    //sinvite %site
  }
  if ($1 == !list) {
    msg #chan $chan(4) $chan(8) $chan(10) $chan(15)
  }
  if ($1 == !credits) {
    var %site = $2
    //msg #chan //credits %site
  }
  if ($1 == !rubarb) {
    msg #chan gay is HIS middle name
  }
}