;;~~~~If's Guide~~~~ ;;Ok, If's are good if you want something to answer if something is typed into a command (etc, !google whatever). so at the beginning of a hello script, change on 1:TEXT:hello*:#:/msg $chan Welcome to $chan $nick! ;; to: on *:TEXT:hello*:#:{ /msg $chan Welcome to $chan $nick! ;; how do you add a if thing? change the above to: on *:TEXT:hello*:#:{ if ($2 == Gsus) /msg $chan Welcome to $chan Gsus! else { /msg $chan Welcome to $chan someone else than the 1337 Gsus!! } ;; This means that if someone types hello Gsus, it will say Welcome to $chan Gsus! ;; otherwise, it will say Welcome to $chan someone else than the 1337 Gsus!! and that is Guest1337's guide to if's.