on *:TEXT:!whereis*:*: { 
  if $2 = 0 msg $chan Amsterdam, Berlin, Rome
  elseif $2 = 1 msg $chan Athen, Cairo, Jerusalem
  elseif $2 = 2 msg $chan Baghdad, Kuwait, Moscow, St. Petersburg, Nairobi
  elseif $2 = 3 msg $chan Abu Dhabi, Muscat, Baku, Yerevan
  elseif $2 = 4 msg $chan Islamabad, Karachi, Tashkent, Ekaterinburg
  elseif $2 = 5 msg $chan Almaty, Novosibirsk, Astana, Dhaka, Sri Jayawardenpura
  elseif $2 = 6 msg $chan Bankog, Hanoi, Jakarta, Kasnoyarsk
  elseif $2 = 7 msg $chan Perth, Beijing, Chongqing, Hong Kong, Urumqi, Irkutsk, Ulaan Bataar, Kuala Lumpur, Singapore, Taipei
  elseif $2 = 8 msg $chan Osaka, Sapporo, Tokyo, Seoul, Yakutsk
  elseif $2 = 9 msg $chan Birsbane, Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney, Guam, Port Moresby, Hobart, Vladivostok
  elseif $2 = 10 msg $chan Magadan, Solomon Is., New Caledonia
  elseif $2 =  11 msg $chan Auckland, Wellington, Fijii, Kamchatka, Marschall Is.
  elseif $2 = 12 msg $chan Nuku'alofa, Eniwtok, Kwajalein
  elseif $2 = -1 msg $chan Dublin, London
  elseif $2 = -2 msg $chan Cape Verde Is.
  elseif $2 = -3 msg $chan Mid-Atlantic
  elseif $2 = -4 msg $chan Greenland, Buenos Aires, Georgetown, Brasilia
  elseif $2 = -5 msg $chan Santiago, Caracas, La Paz, Atlantic Time (Canada)
  elseif $2 = -6 msg $chan Indiana (East), Eastern Time (US & Canada), Bogoto, Quito
  elseif $2 = -7 msg $chan Saskatchewan, Mexico City, Central Time (US & Canda), Central America
  elseif $2 = -8 msg $chan Mountain Time (US & Canada), Arizona
  elseif $2 = -9 msg $chan Pacific Time (US & Canada), Tijuana
  elseif $2 = -10 msg $chan Alaska
  elseif $2 = -11 msg $chan Hawaii
  elseif $2 = -12 msg $chan Midway Island, Kwajalein
}