holyland:~# man jesus

JESUS(2) World Kernel Manual JESUS(2)


NAME

jesus - just expedite solutions using source

SYNOPSIS

jesus [-INRI] [-p prayers] [-c confessions] [-b bleefs] [soul...] 

DESCRIPTION

For each sinner that invokes jesus using some combination options -p (pray) -c (confess) and -b (bleef) with argument [soul], jesus performs an audit of all flags and scrubs all set sin flags. Note: jesus rarely sends to stndout, and only usually gives indirect evidence it has done anything.

DIAGNOSTICS

Extremely hard to debug using strace as jesus code is extremely well optimized for speed of execution. 

EXAMPLES

"jesus --save me" - Called with gnu option --save, jesus reads soul file [me] and writes directly to buffer [heaven]. 

CONTRIBUTORS

J, E, D, & P: J codes Jehovah for God. E stands for the author who coded Elohim for God, D stands for the Deuteronomic author and P stands for the priestly code. Gnu version contributers Mark@bibble.org, Matthew@bibble.org, Luke@bibble.org and John@bibble.org

SEE ALSO

father(1), holyghost(3), bibble (7), bibblepro(7)