¦ 12:21.50 Alliey : OH LOOK
¦ 12:21.51 Alliey : FANG!
¦ 12:23.18 @fang : HAI!
¦ 12:23.40 Alliey : HURROL FLEN!
¦ 12:23.53 @fang : HURRO2U!
¦ 12:24.15 Alliey : How are you, Gautham?
¦ 12:24.28 @fang : I’m okay, Ally.
¦ 12:24.37 @fang : Do you want to help me make my mp3 spam look gayer?
¦ 12:24.55 Alliey : OH could I?
¦ 12:24.56 Alliey : Really?
¦ 12:24.59 Alliey : *gasp*
¦ 12:25.00 @fang : Sure!
¦ 12:25.12 @fang : You’re not my secondary squeeze for nothing.
¦ 12:25.35 Alliey : See?
¦ 12:26.03 Alliey : I knew you liked me!
¦ 12:26.06 Alliey : I knew it!
¦ 12:26.17 @fang : Oops. :(
¦ 12:26.18 Alliey : My parents wouldn’t believe me when I told them.
¦ 12:26.22 Alliey : But I showed them!
¦ 12:26.34 @fang : Hah, take that, parentses!
¦ 12:26.37 Alliey : I moved out … so that I could be with you.
¦ 12:26.45 Alliey : Yah
¦ 12:26.47 * @fang shakes a gnarled fist at them.
¦ 12:26.58 Alliey : Parent ppls r teh sux.
¦ 12:27.12 * Alliey shakes a rubber fist at fang.
¦ 12:27.19 @fang : Mmmmmmmmm, rubber.
¦ 12:27.42 Alliey : Sorry, I watched ‘Borat’ last night.
¦ 12:27.43 Alliey : Drunk.
¦ 12:28.10 @fang : How’s Borat?
¦ 12:28.13 @fang : The movie, that is.
¦ 12:28.45 Alliey : A good thing to do when you’re drunk and have nothing better to do.
¦ 12:28.54 @fang : That’s… every evening.
¦ 12:29.22 Alliey : Uh
¦ 12:29.29 Alliey : Okay then.
¦ 12:29.39 Alliey : Where do you live again?
¦ 12:29.49 @fang : Mysore, a hundred miles from Bangalore.
¦ 12:29.58 Alliey : Tell me so I can accompany on your drunken escapades.
¦ 12:30.18 Alliey : How much longer will you be in Mysore?
¦ 12:30.56 @fang : I’ll get out of here as soon as I starve myself enough so I can slip my foot out of this metal ring.
¦ 12:32.09 Alliey : I can’t wait that long.
¦ 12:32.12 Alliey : Cut it off.
¦ 12:32.21 @fang : What, the ring?
¦ 12:32.35 Alliey : Your foot.
¦ 12:33.00 @fang : I tried that. I’ve been dehydrating myself so long that the saw blade melted when I tried to cut through my ankle.
¦ 12:33.11 @fang : They laughed at me for weeks. :(
¦ 12:46.42 Alliey : o.Ô
¦ 12:46.58 @fang : Mmmmm, blue eyes.
¦ 12:47.06 @fang : And a blue eyebrow. :o
¦ 12:47.50 Alliey : So ya
¦ 12:47.58 Alliey : Can v b drunk together?
¦ 12:48.04 @fang : V sur can.
¦ 12:48.35 Alliey : I’m a whiskey drlnker.
¦ 12:48.38 Alliey : And beer too.
¦ 12:49.21 @fang : I can do that, although I’m normally a rum/vodka drinker.
¦ 12:49.47 Alliey : Rum’s too sweet.
¦ 12:50.00 Alliey : It belongs in chocolate and Christmas cakes.
¦ 12:50.06 @fang : It belongs in me.
¦ 12:50.13 @fang : We can do whiskey, though.
¦ 12:50.51 Alliey : Then, can we sit by the side of the road and make fun of passing cars?
¦ 12:51.06 @fang : Fully clothed?
¦ 12:51.07 Alliey : Do they have cars in Mysore?
¦ 12:51.19 Alliey : Do they have clothes in Mysore?
¦ 12:51.20 @fang : Two or three of them.
¦ 12:51.29 @fang : A handful of those.
¦ 12:51.53 Alliey : I don’t like clothes.
¦ 12:52.03 Alliey : So yeah, they’re optional.
¦ 12:52.32 @fang : We’ll work out some sort of a clothing-optional policy.
¦ 12:53.22 Alliey : When do you want to embark on this quest for Nirvana?
¦ 12:53.47 @fang : Nine moons from now.
¦ 12:54.57 Alliey : Like, on Jupiter?
¦ 12:55.25 @fang : I thought it had more than nine.
¦ 12:56.07 Alliey : Every other one has less than 9.
¦ 12:56.13 @fang : If I come to Goa, will you let me stay at your place?
¦ 12:56.54 Alliey : My bed or the couc?
¦ 12:56.59 Alliey : *couch
¦ 12:57.16 @fang : Your bed, of course.
¦ 12:57.22 @fang : The couch cramps my style.
¦ 12:57.52 Alliey : There’s one tiny problem though.
¦ 12:58.23 @fang : Yes?
¦ 12:58.43 Alliey : I sleep naked.
¦ 12:58.59 @fang : How is that a problem?
¦ 12:59.26 Alliey : I don’t want to make you uncomfortable or anything.
¦ 12:59.34 Alliey : *flutter of eyelashes*
¦ 12:59.56 @fang : Once the initial shock subsides, I’m sure I’ll make myself quite comfortable.
¦ 13:00.44 Alliey : I guess that’s okay then.
¦ 13:00.49 Alliey : You ride a bike, don’t you?
¦ 13:00.57 @fang : Yes, I do.
¦ 13:01.14 Alliey : My house, your riding skills, tax-free alcohol.
¦ 13:01.20 Alliey : Our lives will be complete.
¦ 13:01.44 @fang : Shangri La is a sunny place.
¦ 13:02.13 Alliey : Granny Smith apples are the juicier variety.
¦ 13:02.41 @fang : Go green!
¦ 13:03.06 Alliey : I’m going back to sleep!
¦ 13:03.25 Alliey : I’ll see you in Goysore.
¦ 13:03.49 @fang : Indeed.
¦ 13:03.55 Alliey : HAHA
¦ 13:03.59 Alliey : You said ‘indeed’.
¦ 13:04.01 Alliey : Bye
¦ 13:04.03 * Quits: Alliey (ally@62.215.33.122) (Quit: -eXtreme- Keep Walking …)
¦ 13:04.23 @fang : pwn :(