on *:text:?8ball*:#:{
  set %display $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)
  var %rand = $rand(1,14)
  if (%rand == 1) { %display HELL YAH! }
  if (%rand == 2) { %display Why Not? }
  if (%rand == 3) { %display Not Even I Could Answer That Question }
  if (%rand == 4) { %display In Your Wet Dreams! }
  if (%rand == 5) { %display And the asnwer is...Most Likely }
  if (%rand == 6) { %display And the answer is...I duno, i really dont know }
  if (%rand == 7) { %display NEVER AGAIN! }
  if (%rand == 8) { %display WHY DONT U ASK UR MOMMY?! }
  if (%rand == 9) { %display And the asnwer is...YES! }
  if (%rand == 10) { %display Please Wait for response... }
  if (%rand == 11) { %display How the hell am i suppose to know? i mean... uhhh...YES! }
  if (%rand == 12) { %display NACHOS! }
  if (%rand == 13) { %display Your waisting your youth on a asnwer to this question? LOSER! }
  if (%rand == 14) { %display Some one needs to get a life.. }
}