/busy set %query busy /available set %query available on *:OPEN:?: { if (%query == available) { msg $nick AVAILABLE TEXT } elseif (%query == busy) { msg $nick I'm currently busy. Please type: IMPORTANT, if it's important, and I'll get to you as soon as possible. } } on *:TEXT:IMPORTANT:?: { notice $me $nick NEEDS HELP, AND IT'S IMPORTANT! msg $nick OK, I'M COMING! }