rxvt is made significantly more difficult to attack by his house.

Your opponent's Spooky Scarecrow glares at you menacingly. You don't feel particularly scared by it, though.

There's some barbed-wire fence around your opponent's campsite. You manage to slide under it without injury.

Your opponent's campsite has really good Feng Shui. Your Mysticality doesn't work as well here as it usually does.

You call rxvt out, and your battle begins...

You try to punch rxvt in the shoulder. Your blow connects! POW!

You challenge your opponent to a bicep-comparison contest -- raw Muscle vs. raw Muscle. You win the round! POW!

rxvt challenges you to a dancing contest. Try as you might, you are unable to outdance this particular dancing fool. Argh!

rxvt challenges you to a "How Hung Over are You?" competition. Unfortunately, your opponent is significantly hunger over than you. Ouch!

rxvt challenges you to a bleeding contest. You have a lot more blood than your opponent, so you're able to bleed longer. WHAM!

rxvt challenges you to a wine tasting contest. Your booze palate is more refined than your opponent's. SOCKO!

rxvt challenges you to a Canadianity contest. You have drunk more White Canadians than your opponent, so you win! BONK!

You've won the fight!

Your PvP Ranking increased by 18 points.

You steal some dignity from your opponent.
You gain 32 Beefiness.
You gain 32 Enchantedness.
You gain 34 Roguishness.