on *:text:!coke *:#: { if ($2 == $null) describe $chan gives $nick a coke!
else { describe $chan gives $2 a coke! }
}
on *:text:!chips *:#: { if ($2 == $null) describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of chips!
else { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of chips! }
}
on *:text:!pie *:#: { if ($2 == $null) describe $chan throws a pie in $nick $+ 's face!
else { describe $chan throws a pie in $2 $+ 's face! }
}