on *:TEXT:!8ball *:#:{ 
  /set %8ball $rand(1,8)
  describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball... 
  if (%8ball == 1) msg $chan Yes 
  if (%8ball == 2) msg $chan No 
  if (%8ball == 3) msg $chan YES! DEFINITELY! 
  if (%8ball == 4) msg $chan Cmon, you know I can't answer that
  if (%8ball == 5) msg $chan For a cookie, yes 
  if (%8ball == 6) msg $chan Maybe 
  if (%8ball == 7) msg $chan The 8Ball says you suck. 
  if (%8ball == 8) msg $chan Quite Possibly.
}