on *:ACTION:slaps * around a bit with a large trout:#: {
  if ($readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,responsenumber) == 1) { 
    describe $chan $readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,response)
  }
  if ($readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,responsenumber) == 2) {
    writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse troutssaved $calc( $readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,troutssaved) + 1 )
    describe $chan $readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,response) $+ . $readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,troutssaved) trouts saved!
  }
  if ($readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,responsenumber) == 3) { 
    describe $chan $readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,response)
  }
  if ($readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,responsenumber) == 4) { 
    writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse troutssaved $calc( $readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,slappersowned) + 1 )
  describe $chan $readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,response) $+ . $readini(seersclientscripts.ini,slapresponse,slappersownedslappers owned!  }
}
menu status,channel,query,menubar { 
  -
  Slap Response
  .Save Trout:/writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse response catches the trout and places it back in the water! | writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse responsenumber 1
  .Save Trout (Keep Count):/writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse response catches the trout and places it back in the water! | writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse responsenumber 2
  .Own Slapper:/writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse response dodges the trout, and slaps $nick back! | writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse responsenumber 3
  .Own Slapper (Keep Count):/writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse response dodges the trout, and slaps $nick back! | writeini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse responsenumber 4
  .Create Custom:/dialog -m Slapresponse Slapresponse
  .Remove response:/remini seersclientscripts.ini slapresponse
}