on *:TEXT:!stats*:#:{
  if (%login. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] < 1) {
    notice $nick You aren't logged in!
  }
  else {
    if ($0 == 1) {
      notice $nick <is this where ur stats go?>
    }
    else {
      notice $nick Username: $2  
      notice $nick %soldiers. [ $+ [ $2 ] ]  Soldiers
      notice $nick Botlevel: %botlevel. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] 
      if {%cookiespyrating. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] > %cookiesentryrating. [ $+ [ $2 ] ) {
        notice $nick Cookies: %cookies. [ $+ [ $2 ] ]
      }
      else {
        notice $nick Cookies: ???
      }
    }
  }
}