ctcp 1:finger: { 
  .notice $me Received CTCP FINGER from $nick $+ / $+ $site 
  ctcpreply $nick FINGER Go Finger someone else... | halt 
} 

ctcp 1:TIME:{ 
  ctcpreply $nick TIME Mon Apr 51 26:91:22 2054 | halt 
} 
ctcp 1:PING:{ 
  ctcpreply $nick PING waaaaay toooooo long dude | halt 
} 

ctcp 1:VERSION:{ 
  .notice $me Received CTCP VERSION from $nick $+ / $+ $site 
  ctcpreply $nick VERSION Excuse me?!? Please remove your finger from my ass - nothing to see here! | halt 
} 
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