on 1:TEXT:!bumpersticker*:#:{
  var %f = $rand(1,21)
  if (%f == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8,1 Somewhere in texas theres a village missing an idiot.
  if (%f == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 6,1 I havn't had my coffee yet DONT MAKE ME KILL YOU
  if (%f == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 13,1 [:::::[::]:::::]0 <- bandaid =D
  if (%f == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 6,1 National sarcasm society (like we need your support)
  if (%f == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8,1 my labrador retriever is smarter than your honors student
  if (%f == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 do not meddle in the affairs od dragons for you are crunchy and tatse good with ketchup
  if (%f == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 1,9 Buckle up it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car.
  if (%f == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 0,1 Honk if pluto is a planet
  if (%f == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12,0Proud of my country4Appalld by my government
  if (%f == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan4,1Stop,Drop,Roll WILL NOT WORK IN HELL!
  if (%f == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $6han12,4 Kerry lost. Take that damn sticker off your car
  if (%f == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 14,1 I PWN NOOBS
  if (%f == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1Worst President. EVER.
  if (%f == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8,1 ATTENTION: my bumpersticker was designed to distract you from looking at the rest of my hideous car.
  if (%f == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,0i'd help the homeless but i dont know where they live.
  if (%f == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8,1I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so i gave up reading.
  if (%f == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 3,1Life's a bitch. and some days it has puppies.
  if (%f == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 6,1IDIOTS OF THE WORLD IGNITE!
  if (%f == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1I do what the voices in my wife's head tells me.
  if (%f == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 14,1JUST SAY NO TO NEGATIVITY
if (%f == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 9,1When life hands you gators, make Gatorade. }


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