on *:text:!and:#:{
  /msg $chan 3I have heard the word 'and' 4 %and 3 times in my life.
}
on *:text:*and*:#:
{inc %and
}
on *:text:and*:#:
{inc %and
}
on *:text:*and:#:
{inc %and
}
on *:text:and:#:
{inc %and
}