on *:text:!and:#: {
  /msg $chan 3I have heard the word 'and' 4 %and 3 times in my life.
}
on *:text:*and*:#: {
inc %and
}
on *:text:and*:#: {
inc %and
}
on *:text:*and:#: {
inc %and
}
on *:text:and:#: {
inc %and
}