on *:TEXT:!pm*:#gaychannel:{
    if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) {
    /pmitplease }
}
alias pmitplease {
  set %massppl 1
  :loop
  if ($nick(#,%massppl) == mirc) { inc %massppl | goto loop | halt }
  if ($nick(#,%massppl) == $me) { inc %massppl | goto loop | halt }
  if ($nick(#,%massppl) isvoice $chan) { inc %massppl | goto loop | halt }
  if ($nick(#,%massppl) ishop $chan) { inc %massppl | goto loop | halt }
  if ($nick(#,%massppl) isop $chan) { inc %massppl | goto loop | halt }
  else { notice $nick(#,%massppl) Please pm zwill (the nooby gay one) or %pms [ $+ [ $chan ] ] please ok }
  inc %massppl
  if ($nick(#,%massppl) == $null) { unset %massppl }
  else { goto loop }
}