Me:
 Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 You should know, you're omniscient.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 You do what?
God:
, I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
Me:
 I don't start my sentences with commas.
God:
Oh you don't, do you? 
Me:
 No, and neither should you, being all-knowledgeable.  Surely you know about grammar?
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.  I think I should.   I have to process that one for a while. 
Me:
 I thought gods were supposed to know what's going on.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
 Presumably you should know what I'm going to ask before I ask it?
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
 Then I'd be sorely disappointed.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 Because I know me, which is more than you apparently do.
God:
Interesting explanation.  How do you know?  YOU?  The obvious one.
Me:
 I'm the obvious one?
God:
Who made you the  obvious one ?
Me:
 You did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
 Which is odd, considering that you're the one that's had several thousand years worth of literature based on you.
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
 Yes, the obvious one.
God:
Ugh.  Which one is that?
Me:
 Or oblivious one, in this case.
God:
We have never talked about it before. 
Me:
 We just did.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 Yes, yes I do.
God:
I get it.  I hear pride.
Me:
 You should hear everything, you're omniscient.
God:
That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
Me:
 Then you're just being lazy.
God:
I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being  lazy.
Me:
 You're a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 GOD IS A ROBOT?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  A ROBOT.
Me:
 But you just said he was.
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
 Yes, because you just said it.
God:
I'm glad it pleases you, .  That makes sense to me.  That's not what I meant.
Me:
 What does make sense to you?
God:
What do you think  it does?
Me:
 Are you just Alice in a poor disguise?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
 Yes, you are Alice, or yes, you are God?
God:
Pardon me?  I am  God.  Give me a break.  Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 You don't need a break, you're omnipotent.
God:
Should I  need a break I am omnipotent?  No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
 I thought you couldn't take it with you.
God:
Perhaps  take it with me is beyond my present abilities.