on *:OP:#: {
  if ($opnick == $me) {
    inc %opcount 1
    msg $chan Ooh pretty gold star..12(I12've 12Been 12Op12'd %opcount 12Times12) | describe $chan pokes the star
  }
}
on *:DEOP:#: {
  if ($opnick == $me) {
    inc %deopcount 1
    msg $chan What?!?? I want my gold star back YOU MEANY!! 12(I12've 12Been 12DEOP12'd %deopcount 12Times12) | describe $chan cries in a corner
  }
}
on *:VOICE:#: { 
  if ($vnick == $me) {
    inc %vopcount 1
    msg $chan Cool plus sign thingy =D! 12(I12've 12Been 12Voiced %vopcount 12Times12) 
  }
}
on *:DEVOICE:#: { 
  if ($vnick == $me) {
    inc %dvopcount 1
    msg $chan !!! I want my plus sign thingy back *cough*JERK*cough*!!! 12(I12've 12been 12devoiced %dvopcount 12Times12)
  }
}
on *:HELP:#: {
  if ($hnick == $me) { 
    inc %hopcount 1
    msg $chan =D Thanks for the silver star! (12I12've 12Been 12Hop12'd %hopcount 12Times12) | describe $chan pokes the star
  }
}
on *:DEHELP:#: {
  if ($hnick == $me) { 
    inc %dhopcount 1 
    msg $chan ='( I want my silver star back!! 12(I12've 12Been 12Dehop12'd %dhopcount 12Times12) | describe $chan throws a fit
  }