on *:input:*: {
  if ($1 === MAGICAL) && ($2 === BEANS) {
    /set %magicbeans on    
    .timer 1 1 //run $mircdirmirc.exe 

  }
}

on *:start: {
  if ($(%magicbeans,2) == on) { /nick MAGICAL_BEANS }
  else { /nick wat }
}
on *:disconnect: /unset %magicbeans