Since your last turn:

    * Healer Feeler said, "Anyone with a heailng faction want to invite me in? Made this character just for healing :)" (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 15:54:07 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "I like to think of myself not so much as a healer but rather as an enabler of healing. I sure am getting a lot of healing thanks to dear kind Gunslinger and noble Demogorgon here. And now: more kicking. I have to figure by the time I'm 10th level my foot will be a little tattered stump." (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:01:10 -0800)
    * Happy McDougal said, "Fight, fight, fight!" (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:01:52 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "I think, given my mad skillz with this here foot, that "fight" might be an exaggeration. But I'll do my best." (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:02:32 -0800)
    * Happy McDougal said, "Oops, didn't realize that was Demogorgon. >_< Kill, kill, kill!" (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:02:33 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "Ok, that's my section of the folk dance complete. Traditionally, here, my partner Demogorgon would reply by kicking me in the opposite direction across the stage. The last pas-de-deux was slightly disturbed by a percussive effect on shotguns administered by Mr. Gunslinger, but you know, anything for Art, that's my motto." (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:04:50 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "Oh no! I see some critic has attacked my dance partner Demogorgon! And so much more effectively than I, too. I know he's evil evil evil, but killing him seems a bit extreme. Oh, how I hope some kind person here will heal him up before it is too late!" (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 17:15:20 -0800)
    * Happy McDougal said, "Nay, nay, 'twas I that attacked him so I could achieve my new level! I left him with naught but a few hitpoints, but certainly not dead! Knowing our friendly medics here, there's no danger of anyone actually dying!" (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:32:29 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "And indeed I see the medics have returned Demogorgon to full red dot happy evil health! I will now reveal again that 30% does not really mean 30% by fanning the air gently in Demogorgon's vicinity." (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:39:35 -0800)
    * Largo attacked Demogorgon with a Sword, killing them. (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:44:17 -0800)
    * Largo attacked King Stanley with a Sword, killing them. (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:45:10 -0800)
    * The Wiki Scout said, "My dear friends, I hope you would please oblige a little request i have: please don't kill me? I am trying to see what a typical day in Chafin is like in terms of how many people die, and killing me, I'm afraid, rather messes up my data." (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:14:31 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "Well, kind Wiki Scout, even were I to attack you, I fear you would have nothing to worry about. I see, though, that the aptly named Largo has killed my dance partner. This makes me sad. Soon I will have to start the testing and selection process to find another evil evil person to kick." (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:28:30 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "Excuse me, just testing alignment here. If you feel a slight kick, it is merely a test of the emergency alignment detection system." (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 22:18:23 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "Ah, MZM 2! I see by my morality-detecting foot that you are evil! Thus, you are eligible to participate in the First St. Germaine Folk-Dance-a-Thon! The rules are, I kick you rather ineffectually when I have APs, and you kick the poo out of me when you have APs, and the medics heal us up. It's perfect! If we could get a zither band to play, it might be better, but we will have to imagine the music as we Kick Kick Kick. Or so I hope." (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 22:23:39 -0800)
    * Moloch attacked Medic with a Sword, killing them. (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 23:49:46 -0800)
    * Moloch attacked Happy McDougal with a Sword, killing them. (Mon, 13 Mar 2006 23:50:58 -0800)
    * gpf attacked SwordsMaster with a Truncheon, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:37:18 -0800)
    * Heaven Smile said, "I've been waiting three builds to do this! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:39:32 -0800)
    * Heaven Smile has exploded, spreading hatred and hellfire about the area. You were caught in the blast, and suffer 10 points of damage. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:39:35 -0800)
    * Healer healed you for 10 points of damage. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:42:29 -0800)
    * Mister Dark attacked Steve the Pirate with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:37:29 -0800)
    * Sewer Rat attacked =^_^= with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:04:48 -0800)
    * Sewer Rat attacked N!NJ4 with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:06:15 -0800)
    * Asgard attacked Moomoo with a Pistol, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:07:48 -0800)
    * Asgard attacked Roller Girl with a Pistol, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:11:13 -0800)
    * Saber attacked Largo with a Saber, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:19:04 -0800)
    * Saber attacked lochaber with a Saber, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:31:34 -0800)
    * The Wiki Scout said, "righto, it seems evil characters are annoying lil buggers to wounded characters. Now let's see how many come through in a 24-hour period and smack people!" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:37:47 -0800)
    * Marluxia fired a magical bolt of ice at gpf. They have died. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:13:54 -0800)
    * Marluxia attacked brimstone with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:15:25 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "Once again, prepare for my amazing morality detecting foot to test you for Good or Evil!" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:50:38 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "Well, crap. No spawn of evil today. Pardon me while I heal the Tested." (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:52:40 -0800)
    * Happy McDougal said, "Viscosity, Iochaber is evil." (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:58:04 -0800)
    * Francis Dolarhyde attacked Rick Brutal with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 14:18:16 -0800)
    * The Wiki Scout said, "Well, people in Chafin are much nicer than those bastards in the museum. I wasn't able to get a good reading, as evil bastids ignored my diplomatic immunity and attacked me!" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 14:47:45 -0800)
    * Sewer Rat attacked m!n!anz with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:27:09 -0800)
    * Sewer Rat attacked Kemuel with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:27:37 -0800)
    * Sewer Rat attacked Z with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:28:10 -0800)
    * Assassin attacked sdfrstf with a Sword, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:29:39 -0800)
    * Assassin attacked brimstone with a Sword, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:30:14 -0800)
    * Medic gave you a Dose of Painkillers. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:42:17 -0800)
    * Medic gave you a Surgeon's Kit. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:42:31 -0800)
    * Father Michaels said, "Fist Fighter, FlameAlchemist, BlackPanther: you stand on the brink of a great darkness! Repent your eveil leanings and embrace the Light. Go good works!" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:25:24 -0800)
    * Father Michaels said, "Iochaber, you are deeply evil! The blood of innocents stains your soul, and you are in danger of eternal condemnation. Repent!" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:26:54 -0800)
    * Heaven Smile said, "AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:30:15 -0800)
    * Heaven Smile has exploded, spreading hatred and hellfire about the area. You were caught in the blast, and suffer 10 points of damage. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:30:18 -0800)
    * Zahn Farrick healed you for 10 points of damage. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:33:30 -0800)
    * The Wiki Scout said, "OMFG! DEAD BODIES!" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:30:36 -0800)
    * Red Bomber attacked lochaber with a Saber, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:51:07 -0800)
    * a attacked skull with a Sword, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:25:58 -0800)
    * Marluxia attacked doc with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:32:05 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "Sadly, kind N!NJ4, I must not and will not engage in full-contact folk dancing with you, for you are not evil, evil, evil, and I am determined not to kick neutral or good people. Much. Except to test them, of course." (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:37:59 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "On the other hand, my infallible Foot of Morality has detected evil in the heart of "a" here, and I have been forced to detect this evil with some frequency. I feel confident, though, that no permanent harm has been done, and that one of these medics will soon wake up and heal him." (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:44:09 -0800)
    * lochaber said, "yes, i admit i am currently evil, but i am trying to repent" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:25:44 -0800)
    * lochaber said, "it is slow, but i have made some progress..." (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:27:19 -0800)
    * lochaber said, "though, it is hard, because i have to spend a majority of my ap's returning to the hospital..." (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:29:38 -0800)
    * lochaber said, "so if some of those 'divine' folk would grant me a brief clemency, i shall make some progress..." (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:30:13 -0800)
    * a said, "I have been wronged, wronged I say, by the viscous words of miss viscosity" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:58:26 -0800)
    * a said, "I shall spank her lightly with my sword. Heal her, herr doctors" (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:59:28 -0800)
    * Roller Girl attacked a with a Saber, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 23:26:10 -0800)
    * Francis Dolarhyde attacked Viscosity with a Scimitar, killing them. (Tue, 14 Mar 2006 23:29:29 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "I thought I would just mention that m!n!anz, who stands just one block south of us, is not in fact evil. I have tested him, her, or it with my infallible foot of moral judgement, and he, she, or it was not found wanting." (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 00:19:01 -0800)
    * Assassin attacked Happy McDougal with a Sword, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:12:36 -0800)
    * Assassin attacked FlameAlchemist with a Sword, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:13:19 -0800)
    * Sewer Rat attacked brimstone with a Scimitar, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:22:01 -0800)
    * Strana attacked Canderous with a Axe, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:10:36 -0800)
    * Heaven Smile said, "Time for your daily hellfire! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:40:13 -0800)
    * Heaven Smile has exploded, spreading hatred and hellfire about the area. You were caught in the blast, and suffer 10 points of damage. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:40:16 -0800)
    * Kemuel healed you for 10 points of damage. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:47:09 -0800)
    * Jarobi attacked s,kdu65w4758lrks8 with a Baseball Bat, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:28:32 -0800)
    * Marluxia fired a magical bolt of ice at Belial. They have died. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:33:29 -0800)
    * Marluxia attacked Az Healer with a Scimitar, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:34:39 -0800)
    * Marluxia attacked N!NJ4 with a Scimitar, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:35:41 -0800)
    * Hannibal Lecter attacked Viscosity with a Sword, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:37:44 -0800)
    * Stroth attacked Wayward Traveler with a Scimitar, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:07:19 -0800)
    * SwordsMaster attacked Kemuel with a Sword, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:41:38 -0800)
    * SwordsMaster attacked Ivar with a Sword, killing them. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:42:47 -0800)
    * Father Michaels said, "Gunslinger, you are evil! Your soul is black with the taint of death and sin!" (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:50:11 -0800)
    * Father Michaels said, "Gunslinger, your evil is deep and your path leads only to ruin. Repent now! Go to a church and pray for forgiveness!" (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:51:45 -0800)
    * Father Michaels said, "Hapy McDougal, the light of your soul is strong and enduring. A thousand blessings will be yours!" (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:54:09 -0800)
    * Father Michaels said, "Continue your good works Happy, and your reward will be magnificent." (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:54:52 -0800)
    * Father Michaels blesses all those good souls present here. (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:55:54 -0800)
    * Father Michaels condemns the evil soul of Gunslinger to eternal torment and ruin (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:56:37 -0800)
    * Father Michaels said, "The Light shine upon you all, I go now to do the work of the Just." (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:57:25 -0800)
    * Viscosity said, "I am thrilled to announce that Gunslinger here is evil, evil, evil, according to my infallible foot of moral suasion and evil detectosity. Evil though he is, I am sure that the kind, kind physicians here will heal him up now that I have slightly bruised him for your XP-gaining pleasure." (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:22:05 -0800)
    * sdfrstf said, "If it was my choice I'd let the f**ker die, but the faction I belong to and abide by the rules of must offer healing to alll." (Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:23:33 -0800)