on *:JOIN:#: {    
  if ($chan == #Jhu) { 
    if ($nick == Newbeebot) { halt }
    if ($nick == ToMo) {
      msg $chan Hey ToMo learn me more learn meeee MOORE please!!!! 
    }
    if ($nick == Ali) {
      msg $chan Hey Ali What about to raise my english level? :) 
    }
    if ($nick == Carlambor) {
      msg $chan Hey Carl When we start bombadiert the station? xD 
    }
    if ($nick == Jhu) {
      msg $chan Hey Master!  Glad to see you back here!! At your service!! If you know how to use me well of course :x 
    }
    if ($nick == Convict) {
      msg $chan Hey Convict!! So you continue to steal Houses those days? :) 	
    }
    else {
      msg $chan *** Hello $nick $+ ! Dont be a moron here or I kick your ass out of $chan 
    }
  } 
}
	
on *:PART:#: { 
    if ($chan == #Jhu) { 
      if ($nick == Newbeebot) { 
      /msg $chan Parting | halt }
      msg $chan *** $nick has left $chan and its NOT my fault! 
    }
}

on *:KICK:#: { 
  if ($chan == #Jhu) { 
    msg $chan *** $knick has seen his ass kicked from $chan and perhaps its better like this ( $+ $nick $+ ) 
  }
} 
 
on *:text:!lol:#: { 
  /msg $chan HmmMM someone ask me to laugh? well its not a function i understand so much...as a bot its hard to understand human   feeling...but lets try:.............LOL......ahem..... 
}
 
on *:text:moo:#: { 
  /msg $chan OMG you're a COW! 
}
 
on *:text:Oo:#: { 
  /msg $chan  !Ôô!  
}
 
on *:text:*:#: {
  if ($1 == :o) {
    msg $chan HAR HAR
   }
 }