on *:Text:!Filea:#: {
  if ($nick == Teucrates) {
    set $+(%,Saying.,Teu,1) Teu wuvs Filea sooooo much
    set $+(%,Saying.,Teu,2) *Teu gives Filea a huge huggle*
    set $+(%,Saying.,Teu,3) Teu and Filea forever in love <3
    set $+(%,Saying.,Teu,4) Teu + Filea = Love
    set $+(%,Saying.,Teu,5) Teu and Filea look so cute together!
    msg $chan $+(%,Saying.,Teu,$rand(1,5))
  }
  else halt
}