on *:INPUT:#:{ 
  if ($1 == .o) { mode $chan +o $2 }
  elseif ($1 === .V) { mode $chan +V }
  elseif ($1 === .-V) { mode $chan -V }
  elseif ($1 == .h) { mode $chan +h $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .v) { mode $chan +v $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-o) { mode $chan -o $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-h) { mode $chan -h $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-v) { mode $chan -v $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .a) { mode $chan +a $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-a) { mode $chan -a $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .q) { mode $chan +q $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-q) { mode $chan -q $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .b) { mode $chan +b $address($2,2) | kick $chan $2 $3- }
  elseif ($1 == .-b) { mode $chan -b $address($2,2) }
  elseif ($1 == .kb) { inc %kickcounter | ban -k $chan $2 2 $3- 4::: 12|¯| <- There's the exit 7::: Noobs thrown off a cliff: $+ $chr(32) $+ 4»3 $bytes(%kickcounter,db) 4« }
  elseif ($1 == .k) { kick $chan $2 $3- }
  elseif ($1 == .~q) { mode $chan +b ~q: $+ $address($2,2) }
  elseif ($1 == .-~q) { mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,2) }
  elseif ($1 == .~c) { mode $chan +b ~c: $+ $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-~c) { mode $chan -b ~c: $+ $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .m) { mode $chan +m }
  elseif ($1 == .-m) { mode $chan -m }
  elseif ($1 === .M) { mode $chan +M }
  elseif ($1 === .-M) { mode $chan -M }
  elseif ($1 === .R) { mode $chan +R }
  elseif ($1 === .-R) { mode $chan -R }
  elseif ($1 == .i) { mode $chan +i }
  elseif ($1 == .-i) { mode $chan -i }
  elseif ($1 == .inv) { invite $2 $chan }
  elseif ($1 === .N) { mode $chan +N }
  elseif ($1 === .-N) { mode $chan -N }
  elseif ($1 === .A) { mode $chan +A }
  elseif ($1 === .-A) { mode $chan -A }
  elseif ($1 === .Q) { mode $chan +Q }
  elseif ($1 === .-Q) { mode $chan -Q }
  elseif ($1 === .S) { mode $chan +S }
  elseif ($1 === .-S) { mode $chan -S }
  elseif ($1 === .T) { mode $chan +T }
  elseif ($1 === .-T) { mode $chan -T }
  elseif ($1 == .l) { mode $chan +l $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-l) { mode $chan -l }
  elseif ($1 === .L) { mode $chan +L $2 }
  elseif ($1 === .-L) { mode $chan -L }
  elseif ($1 === .G) { mode $chan +G }
  elseif ($1 === .-G) { mode $chan -G }
  elseif ($1 === .O) { mode $chan +O }
  elseif ($1 === .-O) { mode $chan -O }
  elseif ($1 === .K) { mode $chan +K }
  elseif ($1 === .-K) { mode $chan -K }
  elseif ($1 == .z) { mode $chan +z }
  elseif ($1 == .-z) { mode $chan -z }
  elseif ($1 == .t) { mode $chan +t }
  elseif ($1 == .-t) { mode $chan -t }
  elseif ($1 == .s) { mode $chan +s }
  elseif ($1 == .-s) { mode $chan -s }
  elseif ($1 == .p) { mode $chan +p }
  elseif ($1 == .-p) { mode $chan -p }
  elseif ($1 == .n) { mode $chan +n }
  elseif ($1 == .-n) { mode $chan -n }
  elseif ($1 == .k) { mode $chan +k $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-k) { mode $chan -k }
  elseif ($1 == .j) { mode $chan +j $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .-j) { mode $chan -j }
  elseif ($1 == .f) { mode $chan +f $2 }
  elseif ($1 == .e) { mode $chan +e $address($me,2) }
  elseif ($1 == .-e) { mode $chan -e $address($me,2) }
  elseif ($1 === .I) { mode $chan +I $address($me,2) }
  elseif ($1 === .-I) { mode $chan -I $address($me,2) }
}