on *:text:!8ball*:#: {
set %8b $rand(1,20)

if (%8b == 1) { msg $chan $2: I'm not sure, ask again.. }
if (%8b == 2) { msg $chan $2: Yes. }
if (%8b == 3) { msg $chan $2: No. }
if (%8b == 4) { msg $chan $2: Without a doubt. }
if (%8b == 5) { msg $chan $2: Are you being serious? }
if (%8b == 6) { msg $chan $2: Shesh, Get lost. }
if (%8b == 7) { msg $chan $2: In time young one. In time.. }
if (%8b == 8) { msg $chan $2: Happy to announce, Yes! }
if (%8b == 9) { msg $chan $2: Out look not so good. }
if (%8b == 10) { msg $chan $2: It is decidedly so. }
if (%8b == 11) { msg $chan $2: I don't think you should know. }
if (%8b == 12) { msg $chan $2: Very doubtful. }
if (%8b == 13) { msg $chan $2: Yes, definitely. }
if (%8b == 14) { msg $chan $2: I'm sorry to say.. No. }
if (%8b == 15) { msg $chan $2: Most likely. }
if (%8b == 16) { msg $chan $2: Ask again later. }
if (%8b == 17) { msg $chan $2: Hell no! }
if (%8b == 18) { msg $chan $2: Damn right! }
if (%8b == 19) { msg $chan $2: Hah, you've got no chance. }
if (%8b == 20) { msg $chan $2: patiance grass hopper.. }
}