use luck; use charisma; use charm; // Initiate contact $greetings = {"hello", "what's up", "saw your profile" }; foreach (@greetings as $phrase) { print initiate_message($phrase); } $interest = message.isReading(); while($interest) { // Construct self portrait $fate = new selfDescription(); $fate-interest_topics = {"books", "computers", "programming", "art", "music","etc"}; $fate-names = {"James Joyce", "Hollerith", "von Neumann", "MC Escher", "Philip Glass"}; $fate-appearance={"long hair", "blue eyes", "skinny but energetic", "funny (hopefully)","reference to my profile"}; // Display self portrait print $fate-render(); // Inquire about interest and conclusion if ($interest) { print "You're still here! Great!"; print ($interest ? email_me_back() : let_me_down_gently());