Phone rings. GREEK MOTHER (Greek accent) picks up the phone and answers: 

Greek Mother: Hello? 

Daughter: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? 

Greek Mother: You're going out? 

Daughter: Yes. 

Greek Mother: With whom? 

Daughter: With a friend. 

Greek Mother: I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good 
man. 

Daughter: I didn't leave him. He left me! 

Greek Mother: You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies 
and nobodies. 

Daughter: I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids? 

Greek Mother : I never left you to go out with anybody except your 
father. 

Daughter: There are lots of things that you did and I don't. 

Greek Mother : What are you hinting at? 

Daughter: Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over 
tonight. 

Greek Mother: You're going to stay the night with him? What will your 
husband say if he finds out? 

Daughter: My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the 
day he left me, he probably never slept alone! 

Greek Mother: So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place? 

Daughter: He's not a loser. 

Greek Mother: A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is 
a loser and a parasite. 

Daughter: I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not? 

Greek Mother: Poor children with such a mother. 

Daughter: Such a what? 

Greek Mother : With no stability. No wonder your husband left you. 

Daughter: ENOUGH !!! 

Greek Mother: Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too! 

Daughter: Now you're worried about the loser? 

Greek Mother: Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately. 

Daughter: Goodbye mother. 

Greek Mother: Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? 

Daughter: I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out! 

Greek Mother: If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?