on *:TEXT:*!rps*:#:{
  var %lol = $rand(1,3)
  if (%lol == 1) set %rps Paper
  if (%lol == 2) set %rps Sissors
  if (%lol == 3) set %rps Rock
}

on *:TEXT:*!rps*:#:{
  if (%rps == paper && $2 == paper) { msg $chan %rps $+ , tie! }
  if (%rps == paper && $2 == sissors) { msg $chan %rps $+ , I lose }
  if (%rps == paper && $2 == rock) { msg $chan %rps $+ , You lose }
  if (%rps == rock && $2 == paper { msg $chan %rps $+ , I lose }
  if (%rps == rock && $2 == sissors { msg $chan %rps $+ , You lose }
  if (%rps == rock && $2 == rock { msg $chan %rps $+ , tie! }
  if (%rps == sissors && $2 == paper { msg $chan %rps $+ , You lose }
  if (%rps == sissors && $2 == sissors { msg $chan %rps $+ , tie! }
  if (%rps == sissors && $2 == rock { msg $chan %rps $+ , I lose }
}