Usage: /h (topic)

These go in aliases:

h {
  ;MODES
  if ($1 == modes) { 
    say $2- To set a channel mode: /mode #channel  +/-modes
    say $2- For a list of channel modes: /helpop ?chmodes
  }
if ($1 === +b) {
    say $2- To set mode +b (bans user): /mode #channel +b hostmask
  }
 if ($1 === +c) {
    say $2- To set mode +c (blocks messages containing colour): /mode #channel +c
  }
 if ($1 == +e) {
    say $2- To set mode +e (overrides bans): /mode #channel +e hostmask
  }
 if ($1 == +I) {
    say $2- To set mode +I (can join when +i is set): /mode #channel +I hostmask
  }
  if ($1 === +f) {
    say $2- To set mode +f (flood protection): /mode #channel +f [7j#R5,20m#M5,8t#b,5k#k5,5n#N5]:15
    say $2- Those are just recommended settings, for more information on setting your own: /helpop ?chmodef
  }
  if ($1 === +i) {
    say $2- To set mode +i (invite only): /mode #channel +i
  }
  if ($1 === +j) {
    say $2- To set mode +j (throttles joins per-user): /mode #channel +j joins:sec
  }
 if ($1 === +k) {
    say $2- To set mode +k (key required to join): /mode #channel +k key
  }
  if ($1 === +l) {
    say $2- To set mode +l (user limit): /mode #channel +l number
  }
  if ($1 === +m) {
    say $2- To set mode +m (channel mute): /mode #channel +m
  }
  if ($1 === +n) {
    say $2- To set mode +n (no external messages): /mode #channel +n
  }
  if ($1 === +p) {
    say $2- To set mode +p (private channel): /mode #channel +p
  }
   if ($1 === +s) {
    say $2- To set mode +s (secret channel): /mode #channel +s
  }
 if ($1 === +t) { 
    say $2- To set mode +t (Only operators can change topic): /mode #channel +t
  }
   if ($1 === +z) { 
    say $2- To set mode +z (must have a secure connection to join): /mode #channel +z
  }
  if ($1 === +C) {
    say $2- To set mode +C (no channel ctcps): /mode #channel +C
  }
   if ($1 === +G) { 
    say $2- To set mode +G (filters badwords): /mode #channel +G
  }
  if ($1 === +M) { 
    say $2- To set mode +M (must have a registered nickname or voice to talk): /mode #channel +M
  }
  if ($1 === +K) { 
    say $2- To set mode +K (knocking isn't allowed): /mode #channel +K
  }
  if ($1 === +L) { 
    say $2- To set mode +L (if the channel is full, redirect to channel2): /mode #channel +L #channel2
  }
  if ($1 === +Q) {
    say $2- To set mode +Q (no kicks allowed): /mode #channel +Q
  }
  if ($1 === +R) {
    say $2- To set mode +R (registered nickname required): /mode #channel +R
  }
  if ($1 === +S) {
    say $2- To set mode +S (strips colours): /mode #channel +S
  }
  if ($1 === +T) {
    say $2- To set mode +T (no channel notices): /mode #channel +T
  }
  if ($1 === +u) { 
    say $2- To set mode +u (only operators are shown): /mode #channel +u
  }
  if ($1 === +V) { 
    say $2- To set mode +V (no invites allowed): /mode #channel +V
  }
  if ($1 === +N) { 
    say $2- To set mode +N (no nickname changes allowed): /mode #channel +N
  }
  ;MODESEND
  if ($1 === csid) {
    say $2- To identify yourself with a channel: /cs id #channel password
  }
  if ($1 == email) {
    say $2- To change your set email account: /ns set email email
  }
  if ($1 == read) {
    say $2- To read a memo: /ms read number
  }
  if ($1 == X) {
    say $2- To assign 'X' to your channel: /bs assign #channel X
  }
  if ($1 == gaybot) {
    say $2- To assign 'Gaybot' to your channel: /bs assign #channel Gaybot
  }
  if ($1 == owner || $1 == founder) {
    say $2- To transfer founder status: /cs set #channel founder nickname
  }
  if ($1 == link || $1 == lL || $1 == redirect) {
    say $2- To link your channel to another channel: /cs set #channel mlock +lL 1 #target
  }
  if ($1 == join) {
    say $2- To join another channel: /join #channel
  }
  if ($1 == dontkickvoices) {
    say $2- When dontkickvoices is enabled, the network services bot won't kick voiced users.
    say $2- To set/unset dontkickvoices: /bs set #channel dontkickvoices [on|off]
  }
  if ($1 == dontkickvoices) {
    say $2- When dontkickops is enabled, the network service bot won't kick operators.
    say $2- To set/unset dontkickops, type: /bs set #channel dontkickops [on|off]
  }
  if ($1 == say) {
    say $2- To speak through your services bot: /bs say #channel text 
  }
  if ($1 == act) {
    say $2- To use actions through your services bot: /bs act #channel text
  }
  if ($1 == cread) {
    say $2- To read a channel memo: /ms read #channel number
  }
  if ($1 == URL || $1 == website) {
    say $2- To assign a URL to your nickname: /ns set url website
  }
  if ($1 == autovoice) {
    say $2- To voice everyone that joins your channel: /cs levels #channel set autovoice -1 
  }
  if ($1 == autoop) {
    say $2- To op everyone that joins your channel: /cs levels #channel set autoop -1 
  }
  if ($1 == mlock) {
    say $2- To change the locked modes on your channel: /cs set #channel mlock +/-modes 
  }
  if ($1 == signkick) {
    say $2- To toggle the signed kick option: /cs set #channel signkick [on|off]
  }
  if ($1 == tlock || $1 == topiclock) {
    say $2- To toggle the topic lock option: /cs set #channel topiclock [on|off]
  }
  if ($1 == flood) {
    say $2- To activate flood protection: /bs kick #channel flood on
  }
  if ($1 == newdesc || $1 == desc || $1 == description) {
    say $2- To edit your channel's description: /cs set #channel desc newdesc 
  }
  if ($1 == greet) {
    say $2- To change your personal greet: /ns set greet message
  }
  if ($1 == entrymsg) {
    say $2- To change your channel's entry message: /cs set #channel entrymsg message
  }
  if ($1 == badwords) {
    say $2- To add a word to the badwords list: /bs badwords #channel add word 
    say $2- To enable badword kicking: /bs kick #channel badwords on
  }
  if ($1 == npass || $1 == newpass) {
    say $2- To set a new password: /ns set pass newpass
  }
  if ($1 == id || $1 == identify) {
    say $2- To identify your nickname: /ns identify password
  }
  if ($1 == inv) {
    say $2- To invite a custom bot: /invite bot #channel
    say $2- Custom bot list: http://wiki.swiftirc.net/index.php/CustomBots
  }
  if ($1 == colour) {
    say $2- To type to colour: Hold CTRL and press K. Next release CTRL, type a number between 1-15, and then type your text. 
  }
  if ($1 == del) {
    say $2- To delete someone off the access list: /cs access #channel del nickname
  }
  if ($1 == ban) {
    say $2- To ban someone with a reason: /cs ban #channel nickname reason
  }
  if ($1 == unban) {
    say $2- To unban someone, type: /mode #channel -b hostmask
    say $2- To find an online user's hostmask: /whois nickname
  }
  if ($1 == topic) {
    say $2- To change your channel topic: /topic #channel topic
  }
  if ($1 == ghost) {
    say $2- To ghost a dead client: /ns ghost nickname password         
  }
  if ($1 == group) {
    say $2- To group a nickname: /ns group target password
  }
  if ($1 == msg || $1 == privmsg) {
    say $2- To private message someone: /msg nickname message
  }
  if ($1 == notice) {
    say $2- To notice someone: /notice nickname message
  }
  if ($1 == bs) {
    say $2- For a list of services bots, type: /bs botlist 
  }
  if ($1 == unassign) {
    say $2- To unassign you services bot (not recommended)  type: /bs unassign #channel
  }
  if ($1 == ignore) {
    say $2- To ignore private messages, type: /silence +hostmask
    say $2- To find an online nicknames hostmask: /whois nickname
  }
  if ($1 == akick) {
    say $2- To configure your autokick list: /cs akick #channel [add|del] hostmask reason
  }
  if ($1 == unbanme) {
    say $2- To unban yourself from a channel: /cs unban #channel
  }
  if ($1 == nic) {
    say $2- To change your current nickname: /nick newnick
  }
  if ($1 == secureops) {
    say $2- To remove secureops: /cs set #channel secureops off
  }
  if ($1 == kill) {
    say $2- To turn on kill (60 seconds to identify): /ns set kill on
  }
  if ($1 == quick) {
    say $2- To turn on kill quick (20 seconds to identify): /ns set kill quick
  }
  if ($1 == recover) {
    say $2- To recover your nickname from another user: /ns recover nickname password
  }
  if ($1 == release) {
    say $2- To release your nickname after its been recovered: /ns release nickname password
  }
  if ($1 == qban || $1 == gag) {
    say $2- To mute a regular user: /mode #channel +b ~q:hostmask
    say $2- To find an online nicknames hostmask: /whois nick
  }
  if ($1 == nban) {
    say $2- To restrict one persons nickname changes: /mode #channel +b ~n:hostmask
    say $2- To find an online names hostmask: /whois nick
  }
  if ($1 == whois) {
    say $2- To find an online nicknames information: /whois nick
  }
  if ($1 == list) {
    say $2- To view a channel access list: /cs access #channel list
  }
  if ($1 == clear) {
    say $2- To clear your channel for a certain aspect: /cs clear #channel option
    say $2- Clear options: Modes, Bans, Excepts, Ops, Hops, Voices, Users and Invites
  }
  if ($1 == cban) {
    say $2- To set a channel ban: /mode #channel +b ~c:#channel
  }
  if ($1 == cpass) {
    say $2- To set a new password for your channel: /cs set #channel password password
  }
  if ($1 == unignore) {
    say $2- To stop ignoring private messages: /silence -hostmask
    say $2- To find an online nicknames hostmask: /whois nick
  }
  if ($1 == clist) {
    mode $chan -Sc
    say $2- [0][11][22][33][44][55][66][77][88][99][1010][1111][1212][1313][1414][1515]
    mode $chan +S
  }
  if ($1 == blist) {
    say $2- To view a channel ban list: /mode #channel b
  }
  if ($1 == elist) {
    say $2- To view a channel except list: /mode #channel e
  }
  if ($1 == ilist) {
    say $2- To view a channel invite list: /mode #channel I
  }
  if ($1 == 3) {
    say $2- To add someone to the auto voice list: /cs access #channel add nickname 3
  }
  if ($1 == 4) {
    say $2- To add someone to the auto halfop list: /cs access #channel add nickname 4
  }
  if ($1 == 5) {
    say $2- To add someone to the auto op list: /cs access #channel add nickname 5
  }
  if ($1 == 10) {
    say $2- To add someone to the auto admin list: /cs access #channel add nickname 10
  }
  if ($1 == quit) {
    say $2- To quit IRC with a reason: /quit reason
  }
  if ($1 == part) {
    say $2- To part a channel with a reason: /part #channel reason
  }
  if ($1 == dropn) {
    say $2- To drop your nickname: /ns drop nickname
  }
  if ($1 == dropc) {
    say $2- To drop your channel: /cs drop #channel
  }
  if ($1 == cycle) {
    say $2- To cycle in a channel: /cycle #channel
  }
  if ($1 == hop) {
    say $2- To hop in a channel: /hop
  }
  if ($1 == cleara) {
    say $2- To clear all text from the active window: /clear
  }
  if ($1 == clearall) {
    say $2- To clear all text from all windows: /clearall
  }
  if ($1 == kick) {
    say $2- To kick someone from a channel: /cs kick #channel nickname reason
  }
  if ($1 == bantype) {
    say $2- Ban types change what chanserv usess to ban: /cs set #chan bantype numberehere : 0 is *!user@host  1 is *!*user@host 3 *!*@host  4 *!*user@*.domian   
  }
  if ($1 == filter) {
    say $2- To remove the filter: /mode nickname -f
  }
  if ($1 == glist) {
    say $2- To view the list of the nicknames in your group: /ns glist
  }
  if ($1 == alist) {
    say $2- To view the list of the channels you have access in: /ns alist
  }
  if ($1 == channel) {
    /F1
  }
  if ($1 == nickname) {
    /F2
  }
  if ($1 == bot) {
    /F3
  }
  if ($1 == access) {
    /F4
  }
  inc %help 1
}



/F1 /say $2- To register a channel: /cs register #channel password description  | inc %help
/F2 /say $2- To register your nickname: /ns register password email  | inc %help
/F3 /say $2- To set a services bot in your channel: /bs assign #channel bot  | inc %help
/F4 {
  say $2- To add someone to the access list: /cs access #channel add nick level 
  say $2- Levels: [3 - Voice] [4 - Half Operator] [5-9 - Operator] [10-9999 - Admin]
  inc %help
}