Team name: Gaoled Absurd Outcast Lads

Cat: Crustaceous, Abhorrent Turncoat Accustomed to Yawning
Admir: Asinine, Devilish, Masochistic, Insidious, Repugnant, Abhorrent, Refined Causer of Haplessness
SB: Silly, Writing Ego Authoring Trash, Inanimate, Nausatingly Graphic, Belligerent, Uninteresting, Lackluster, Lollygagging Enigma of Tyranny & Sterility --SB will be forced to write one-line jingles for Microsoft, useing only proper english with no computer or geek terminology
Thon: Towering, Hobo-Like Oddity, Nefarious for Obscurity, Lagging & Antiquated Niceties
Smelly: Tattletaling Hobgoblin, Accustomed to Triviality & Stringed-Instruments, a Maniacal Eccentric, Lurking in Lies
TRB: Tyrannical Hyper Eccentric, Really Evil Dictator, ~Bonking Abberation, Radically Oblivious to Name-changes --TrB: Is Incarcerated in a special mental illness wing & consigned to work in a bottling plant that manufactures only caffiene-free & sugar-free sodas & beverages. Plant & prison mess halls sell & allow only beverages that were manufactured in that plant (TrB is on a strict sugar&caffiene free diet as well)
Show: Mirthful, Rudimentary Stooge, Heralder of Obscurity and Wretchedness
Lala: Lazy, Arrogant, Yodeling, Depraved, Excitable Extroverted Killjoy, Insatiably Layering Lace Accoutrements --Lala: Subjected to isolation factory manufactoring tank pieces in isolation from all those in danger of his wiles (all jailors have had their anti-lala immunity booster shots)
DV: Daring Active Regal Trainer of Hooligans, Villianous Armies, Louses, Outcasts & Undesirables
SC: Spirited Patriot Ordering Resistant Throngs of Crispy Harsh Idiot Crazy Kids
Kar: Keeper of Aggravating, Really Lazy Insurgents & Keelhaulers