Old Intro:
Space held such hope for humanity.
A fresh start, a chance for old grievances to wither and die.
Quantum Gate Networks lead humanity pushed deeper and deeper into space.
Countless planets were colonised.
Governed by the Earth Empire humanity entered a golden age of peace and prosperity.
The pace quickened, a human brain was succesfully joined with an artifical intelligence by doctor Gustaf Brackman. The Symbiants were born.
Eventually humanities more base instincts took hold and the threat began to unravel.
The symbiants demanded independance. The Earth Empires response was a secret loyality program that pacified anyone with an AI-implant.
Doctor Brackman fled with his closests symbiants and created the Cybran Nation. They would fight for their freedom.
An alien race called the Serephin was discovered by Human colonists. The Serephin introduced the settlers to something called "The Way".
But despite those peacefull overtures the aliens were attacked by xenophobic soldiers.
Soon the Seraphim where no more. The Aeon Illuminate formed from the ashes. They would spread "The Way" and cleanse the galaxy of non-believers.
The Earth Empire collapsed. The galaxy fell into darkness and chaos.
From the ruins rose the United Earth Federation, an old idea made new.
Unite the galaxy, and restore order, no matter the cost.
The technology of destruction surged ahead, the Armored Command Unit made killing efficient, an army could be created anywhere at any time.
The Infinite War has raged for 1000 years, billions of lifes have been lost. But now the actors are assembled, the final act is about to begin.
It is time for the Infinte War to end.

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New Intro:
Coffee held such hope for humanity. A fresh cup, a chance for everyone to enjoy caffeine in liquid form.
Quantum Bean Networks let humanity drink darker and darker coffee.
Countless cups were made. Governed by the Earth Empire humanity entered a golden age of coffee. (maybe "entered golden mugs of caffeine"?)
The pace quickened, a human brain was successfully joined with an coffee machine by doctor Gustaf Brackman. The Symbiants were born.
Eventually humanities more base instincts took hold and the threat began to unravel.
The Symbiants demanded coffee. The Earth Empire's response was a secret invigoration program that stimulated anyone with a coffee machine implant. Doctor Brackman fled with his closests Symbiants and created the Cybran Nation. They would fight for their coffee!
A new flavour was discovered, but someone screwed it up.
Some stuff happens to the Aeon...rose from the coffee grinds...
The Earth Empire collapsed...the galaxy...more bad stuff...chaos...blah
From the ruins rose new coffee makers, with an old idea, brewed anew:
Unite the galaxy, and make coffee, no matter what the cost!
The technology of brewing surged ahead, the Armored Coffee Machine made brewing efficient. Coffee could be created anywhere at any time.
The Infinite War has raged for 1000 years. Billions of cups have been ingested. But now the filters have been changed, and the final cup is about to be brewed.
It is time for coffee to be made.