alias kqdrops {
  set %kqdrops %kqdrops $2-
  inc %mydrops
  inc %kqtrips
  if ($1 == mine) { inc %drop }
elseif ($1 == notmine { halt }
}
alias kq {
  /msg $chan 7Current drops are:14 %kqdrops
  /msg $chan 7I've had14 %mydrops 7out of14 %kqtrips 7of the drops
  /msg $chan %drop $+ 's were mine.
}