on *:JOIN:#: {
  if ($nick == $me) {timer 1 10 msg $chan Sup Guys}
  if ($Nick == $me) { halt }
  if ($Nick == Pamont) { /describe $chan spits on Pamont | halt }
  if ($Nick == Vesuvius27) { /describe $chan praises his creator | halt }
  /msg $chan Welcome $nick to Brothor IRC
}