on *:VOICE:#:{ if ($nick == $me) inc %voicecount | msg $chan Thanks for the voice $nick $+ ! I have been voiced %voicecount times. }
on *:DEVOICE:#:{ if ($nick == $me) inc %devoicecount | msg $chan Why the devoice, $nick $+ ? That wasn't nice. I have been devoiced %devoicecount times. }
on *:OP:#:{ if ($nick == $me) inc %opcount | msg $chan Woot! Thanks for the op $nick $+ ! I have been opped %opcount times. }
on *:DEOP:#:{ if ($nick == $me) inc %deopcount | msg $chan How dare you deop me $nick $+ ! I have been deopped %deopcount times. }
on *:HELP:#:{ if ($nick == $me) inc %helpcount | msg $chan Yay! Thanks for the half op $nick $+ ! I have been half-opped %helpcount times. }
on *:DEHELP:#:{ if ($nick == $me) inc %dehelpcount | msg $chan No! Why the de-half-op $nick $+ ? I have been dehalfopped %dehelpcount times. }