on *:TEXT:!getlost*:#:{ if ($nick isop $chan) { inc %getoutcount | msg $chan 2Ok, Nicely next time! I have been told to get out %getoutcount times. | part $chan } else { notice $nick You must be an op to make me go away. }  }
on *:TEXT:!funcommands*:#:{ msg $chan 7My fun commands are: Unavaliable. }
on *:TEXT:!commands*:#:{ notice $nick 7Sorry. No commands availiable due to Reiss87 broke me! }
on *:TEXT:!owner*:#:{ notice $nick 7I was created on 30th May 2007 by Reiss87.  }
on *:TEXT:!help*:#:{ msg $nick 7Please Type !Support to contact Reiss87 about this bot. }
on *:INVITE:#:{ join $chan inc %invite | msg $chan Test $nick $+ ! %invite test. }
on *:VOICE:#:{ inc %voicecount | msg $chan Thanks for the voice $nick $+ ! I have been voiced %voicecount times. }
on *:DEVOICE:#:{ inc %devoicecount | msg $chan Why the devoice, $nick $+ ? That wasn't nice. I have been devoiced %devoicecount times. }
on *:OP:#:{ inc %opcount | msg $chan Woot! Thanks for the op $nick $+ ! I have been opped %opcount times. }
on *:DEOP:#:{ inc %deopcount | msg $chan How dare you deop me $nick $+ ! I have been deopped %deopcount times. }
on *:HELP:#:{ inc %helpcount | msg $chan Yay! Thanks for the half op $nick $+ ! I have been half-opped %helpcount times. }
on *:DEHELP:#:{ inc %dehelpcount | msg $chan No! Why the de-half-op $nick $+ ? I have been dehalfopped %dehelpcount times. }