alias power { 
  set %power.chan.counter 0 
  set %power.powerover 0 
  set %power.opchans 0 
  set %power.totalnetworks $scon(0)
  set %power.totalnetworks.count 0
  set %power.total.channels 0
  set %power.max.chans 0 
  :connectionloop
  inc %power.totalnetworks.count
  if ( %power.totalnetworks.count > %power.totalnetworks ) { goto end }
  scon %power.totalnetworks.count
  set %power.total.channels %power.total.channels + $chan(0)
  set %power.max.chans $chan(0)
  set %power.chan.counter 0
  :loop
  if ( %power.chan.counter > %power.max.chans ) { goto connectionloop }
  set %power.chan.counter $calc( %power.chan.counter + 1 )
  if ( $me isop $chan(%power.chan.counter) ) { 
    set %power.powerover %power.powerover + $nick($chan(%power.chan.counter),0)
    inc %power.opchans
  } 
  goto loop
  :end
  scon -r
  if ( %power.total.channels = 1 ) var %power.chanword channel
  if ( %power.total.channels > 1 ) var %power.chanword channels
  if ( %power.totalnetworks = 1 ) var %power.netword network
  if ( %power.totalnetworks > 1 ) var %power.netword different networks
  msg $active 4 I am OP'd in 14 %power.opchans $+ / $+ %power.total.channels 15 $+ %power.chanword 4 on < 14 %power.totalnetworks 4 >15 %power.netword $+ . 4 I own < 14 %power.powerover 4 >15 lucky bastards  
  unset %power.*
}