[00:11:55] Staaziprimus > Sylph are friends, it is you that sought to enslave them just last week when you and your pirate friends made that ridiculous attempt of an attack in IS [00:12:27] Tar Kovsky > /emote shrugs * It served its purpose [00:13:53] Staaziprimus > please do not justify your piracy or your skewed purposes with blatant lies [00:15:13] Tar Kovsky > nothing skewed about our goal: the eradication of the institution of slavery and all that support it [00:15:36] Staaziprimus > piracy is a form of slavery yet you embrace that [00:15:53] Tar Kovsky > I have never "pirated" in my life, I assure you [00:15:59] Jet Lag > slavery is a form of piracy and yet you embrace it [00:16:24] Staaziprimus > then why do you associate with the likes of Einherjar et al [00:16:38] Tar Kovsky > because they help us fight slavery [00:16:47] Tar Kovsky > that's the only goal that matters [00:18:11] Staaziprimus > Which is exactly what the earlier sermon was about - by attempting to save yourselves youve sewn the seeds of your own destruction [00:18:40] Tar Kovsky > meh, I was sleeping during that [00:18:41] Tar Kovsky > can't say I feel like I missed anything [00:19:58] Staaziprimus > just the change of outpost ownership to lawful hands - go back to sleep [00:21:44] Tar Kovsky > I have faith that the bureaucrats at CONCORD will get this sovereignty thing worked out soon; please don't create extra work for us by changing too many station settings [00:24:29] Wolf Soldier > i dont think they can....keyboards are all fried from the spilled tea, serves them right for letting slyph get drunk before serving it, they can't stand our ale [00:43:28] Tar Kovsky > How many slavers does it take to change an illumination fixture? [00:43:34] Tar Kovsky > Two, one to pray for enlightenment, and one to whip the slave into doing the work. [00:46:50] Tar Kovsky > Why did the slaver cross the roadway? [00:47:04] Tar Kovsky > Certainly not to get to the other side -- that would be blasphemy! [00:47:09] Jet Lag > to hit the slaver with a Khumaak ? [00:47:49] Tar Kovsky > erm, you have away the punchline to "How many Starkmanir does it take to kill an Emperor?"... [00:47:55] Tar Kovsky > *gave away, even [00:48:08] Jet Lag > aww :( [00:48:32] Jet Lag > I never was much of a comedian [00:48:54] Jet Lag > perhaps we can hit the slaver with a Khumaak now? [00:49:18] Staaziprimus > Dont think the bureaucrats at CONCORD can salvage all the towers weve put into reinforced [00:49:26] Staaziprimus > and i have some jokes as well [00:49:39] Mr Ange > this is going to be good [00:49:43] Wolf Soldier > just leave it, they have eyes only on the sky and will likely trip over it [00:49:50] Mr Ange > please, humour us with ur wit [00:49:56] Parallax Error > Now Staazi, you know as well as the apes that putting a tower into reinforced doesn't mean destroying it. [00:50:33] Staaziprimus > Q)Whats the difference between a table and a Brutor? [00:51:03] Jet Lag > you can put a Khumaak on a table, but a Brutor will hit you with it [00:51:08] Staaziprimus > A)A table can support a family [00:51:25] Tar Kovsky > A Holder walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?" [00:51:38] Mr Ange > why do u stand on tables, they are for placing items upon [00:51:51] Derran > Actually, with 7 billion in cash, I could support a great many families. [00:52:01] Mr Ange > daddy [00:52:05] n sx > can i be in your family? [00:52:36] Staaziprimus >
q) what do you do if you see a minmatar jumping in the road with a leg missing [00:53:00] Staaziprimus > a) stop laughing and re-load [00:53:01] Jet Lag > run away, it's a trap and he's going to hit you with a Khumaak [00:53:24] Seliah > You respect him for standing proudly on one leg ! [00:53:54] Tar Kovsky > Eh, preying on the weak is Amarran par for the course [00:54:06] Miss Yetti > i respect him for kickin your ass with one leg [00:54:38] Staaziprimus > Q. How do you make a Minmatar ship? [00:54:49] Jet Lag > wait I know this one [00:54:52] Derran > You blow up an amarrian one and salvage it. [00:54:57] Jet Lag > ^^^ [00:54:59] Mr Ange > by destroyin the crap the ammar fly [00:55:02] Seliah > Q - How do you make Staaziprimus shut the fuck up ? [00:55:10] Jet Lag > OOH I know this one too [00:55:13] Staaziprimus > A. Drag a magnet through a junk Yard [00:55:18] Jet Lag > you hit him with a Khumaak [00:55:25] Derran > Hopefully it involves sticking a gunbarrel in his mouth. [00:55:56] Mr Ange > where did u get one of those Jet? I seel to only find blood splattered ones. [00:56:19] Jet Lag > it was a gift :) [00:56:43] Jet Lag > to replace the one I broke when hitting a slaver :< [00:56:48] Mr Ange > I need to get my hands on one [00:57:10] Mr Ange > u see, never go for the head. to thick [00:57:30] Jet Lag > yeah I know for next time